“Fuck Recoil - That’s Just A Big Hoax” — She’s wearing Spandex, your argument is invalid.

#recoil #gun #pistol

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“Fart Condensation and other fun experiments” — Good, clean, wholesome fun with farts

Original title: “Just Whistle / Wide Open / Stripped (bundle)” by Greg Hamilton / Dirk Malloy / Terry Shafer (1969)

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“Can’t Believe You Forgot The Parachutes” — Every. Single. Time

Original title: “Vengeance Bay” by G.A. Shafter (1941)

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“Fuck off Betty - Can’t you see I’m busy” — Nosy Betty, always shining a flashlight in your face

Original title: “Whiteoak Harvest” by Mazo de la Roche (1957)

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“No More Wedgies” — She really looks like she means it

Original title: “Quarry’s Climax” by Max Allan Collins (2017)

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“Hands up Buddy - Was it you who farted?” — Fart-jokes. My favorites.

Original title: “The India-Rubber Men” by Edgar Wallace (1962)

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“Now Hold Your Horses - I’m Only Taking The Zebra” — No not the Zebra!!

Original title: “Beware the Pale Horse” by Ben Benson (1954)

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“That’s not shampoo, that’s Napalm” — Never take shampoo from a stranger, I guess

Original title: “Lest Darkness Fall” by L. Sprague de Camp (1949)

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“What the fuck just happened?” — I find myself asking this question a lot, lately

Original title: “Into the alternate universe” by A. Bertram Chandler (1964)

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“We’re Here Buddy - We’ll have y… oh.” — A cautionary tale on space, time, neglect and procrastination.

Original title: “Inherit the Stars” by James P. Hogan (1981)

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“Excuse Us, But …” — I’m sorry, no. Please leave.

Original title: “The Cosmic Connection” by Carl Sagan (1977)

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“I Think I Might Be Dead” — Living in uncertainty

Original title: “Return of the Living Dead” by John Russo (1985)

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“Stuck My Head In The Oven” — Just hope those cookies were worth it

Original title: “Return of the Living Dead” by John Russo (1979)

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“The Fugitive” — Run, RUN as fast as you can!

Original title: “The Gingerbread Man” by Nancy Nolte (1956)

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“Here, Try Some Of This Shit” — She was a drug addict first, spy second.

Original title: “The Night and the Naked” by Gordon Merrick (1953)

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“Big Bird teaches the alphabutt” — I never knew Big Bird had Tourettes, but there you go.

Original title: “The Sesame Street Treasury” by Linda Bove (1983)

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“Forgot The Bloody Keys” — Hate it when that happens

Original title: “Night of the Creeps” (1986)

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“This is the last time I buy a robot on Aliexpress” — Good book, A++ delivery, would buy again.

Original title: “What’s Become of Screwloose? and other inquiries” by Ron Goulart (1971)

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“Yo Captain Underpants” — Good thing he remembered to put on his helmet though

Original title: “Star King” by Jack Vance (1964)

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“The Face I Make When I Poo” — I can relate to this

Original title: “Satan’s Seductress” by Brian McNaughton (1981)

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“Operation Moron” — You wouldn’t want this knucklehead in your platoon…

Original title: “Escape from Nicaragua” by Jack Buchanan (1987)

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“Vague Magazine - November edition” — I do like reading various things about stuff.

Original title: “Vogue” (2019) — Illustration by Anastasiya Gepp

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“Enough Dolphins” — The untold story that was edited out of Genesis.

Original title: “Apocalypses” by R.A. Lafferty (1977) — Illustration by Ron Walotsky

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“Forgot I Can’t Read” — Fancy that… Thank god I never forgot I can’t read

Original title: “A Murder is Announced” by Agatha Christie (1951)

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“Hey I just came to bring back that nailgun I borrowed.” — Yeah powertools take some practice

Original title: “Hellraiser” (1987)

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“Captain Whatever Makes Me Look Good” — More like Captain Egocentric Asshole, if you ask me

Original title: “The Face of the Deep” by Edmond Hamilton (1942)

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“Let’s Just Pretend Nothing Happened” — It seems Lars von Trier is doing children’s books now

Original title: “The Happy Family (A Little Golden Book #216)” by Nicole (1968) — Illustration by Corinne Malvern

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“U Wot Mate?” — You don’t mess with James Knob.

Original title: “Casino Royale” by Ian Fleming (1955)

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“I Smell A Fart” — Cut down on the eggs and cheese, man.

Original title: “Gutter Gang” by Jay de Bekker (1954)

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“Crap Shot” — The 77th novel in The Ignoramus series. One clumsy bastard.

Original title: “Hollywood Hell” by Don Pendleton (1985)

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“There are Children in my Kitchen” — Great cookbook, this. Really inspirational.

Original title: “Kids Cooking” by Aileen Paul & Arthur Hawkins (1970)

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“Please Send Help” — Oh you poor child

Original title: “We Like Kindergarten” by Clara Cassidy (1965)

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“Big Fucking Deal” — Go home, corporate wizard, you have no power here

Original title: “American Gods” by Neil Gaiman (2001)

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“Woman Astronauts” — A quite dated tale of priorities, in space

Original title: “The Men in the Jungle” by Norman Spinrad (1966)

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“I’m sorry I called you a stuck-up Cunt” — I knew these deceitful hippies are not all peace and love

Original title: “The Flower People” by Henry Gross (1968)

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“Guys I Just Had The Best Idea Ever” — It’s a bit late for that baby, you are in the void of space now.

Original title: “The Divine Invasion” by Philip K. Dick (1982)

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“Knights of the Executive Committee Board Meeting” — Lancelot will phone in later. Can everybody hear me?

Original title: “The Quest of the Holy Grail” by Pauline Matarasso (1969)

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“Come Play With Us Danny” by Jack Torrance — For ever, and ever, and ever…

Original title: “The Twins” by Ruth & Harold Shane (1955) — Illustration by Eloise Wilkin

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“Goodbye Suckers” — That looks perfectly sane and safe.

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“Alexander the Great takes a selfie” — I never knew he was such an egomaniac…

Original title: “Alexander the Great” (1982)

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“The Man Whose Wife Was A Man” — This is a complex novel, comes with a center-fold knitting pattern

A Vinco Original by Catherine Coxfosters (2019)

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“Cleaning up Space - But why” — But why. That’s deep.

Original title: “Trapped in Space” by Jack Williamson (1970)

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“I am not Hitler” by Karla Polzl — I can imagine this being a daily routine for the guy

Original title: “The Adventures of Sally” by P.G. Wodehouse (1922)

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“The Astounding Semi-Translucent Fart Machine” — Who would ever need such a device?

Original title: “The Mole Pirate” by Murray Leinster (1934)

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“Scary Bald Guy Is Watching” — Bet he’s knocking...

“Scary Bald Guy Is Watching” — Bet he’s knocking one off up there

Original title: “The Sky Is Falling” by Lester del Rey (1954)

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“Best We Do As He Says” — Before he gets angry again…

Original title: “We Help Daddy (A Little Golden Book #468)” by Mini Stein (1962) — Illustration by Eloise Wilkin

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“Fuck That Red Thing”Original title:...

“Fuck That Red Thing”

Original title: “Renaissance” by A.E. Van Vogt (1979)

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“Off The Grid” — Tommy drinks filtered pee now, Mary

Original title: “My Home (A Little Golden Book #206)” by Renee Bartkowski (1977) — Illustration by ROFry

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“Say You Look Might Cute In Them Jeans, Boy” by G.W. Walker — You don’t look so bad yourself, queer alien

A Vinco Original (2018) — Illustration by Art Saaf

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“Words - Tourettes Edition Twat” — Well,...

“Words - Tourettes Edition Twat” — Well, shit

Original title: “Words (Little Golden Books #45)” by Selma Lola Chambers (1948)

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