“Fart Condensation and other fun experiments” — Good, clean, wholesome fun with farts
Original title: “Just Whistle / Wide Open / Stripped (bundle)” by Greg Hamilton / Dirk Malloy / Terry Shafer (1969)
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“Can’t Believe You Forgot The Parachutes” — Every. Single. Time
Original title: “Vengeance Bay” by G.A. Shafter (1941)
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“Fuck off Betty - Can’t you see I’m busy” — Nosy Betty, always shining a flashlight in your face
Original title: “Whiteoak Harvest” by Mazo de la Roche (1957)
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“No More Wedgies” — She really looks like she means it
Original title: “Quarry’s Climax” by Max Allan Collins (2017)
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“Hands up Buddy - Was it you who farted?” — Fart-jokes. My favorites.
Original title: “The India-Rubber Men” by Edgar Wallace (1962)
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“Now Hold Your Horses - I’m Only Taking The Zebra” — No not the Zebra!!
Original title: “Beware the Pale Horse” by Ben Benson (1954)
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“That’s not shampoo, that’s Napalm” — Never take shampoo from a stranger, I guess
Original title: “Lest Darkness Fall” by L. Sprague de Camp (1949)
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“What the fuck just happened?” — I find myself asking this question a lot, lately
Original title: “Into the alternate universe” by A. Bertram Chandler (1964)
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“We’re Here Buddy - We’ll have y… oh.” — A cautionary tale on space, time, neglect and procrastination.
Original title: “Inherit the Stars” by James P. Hogan (1981)
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“Excuse Us, But …” — I’m sorry, no. Please leave.
Original title: “The Cosmic Connection” by Carl Sagan (1977)
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“I Think I Might Be Dead” — Living in uncertainty
Original title: “Return of the Living Dead” by John Russo (1985)
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“Stuck My Head In The Oven” — Just hope those cookies were worth it
Original title: “Return of the Living Dead” by John Russo (1979)
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“The Fugitive” — Run, RUN as fast as you can!
Original title: “The Gingerbread Man” by Nancy Nolte (1956)
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“Here, Try Some Of This Shit” — She was a drug addict first, spy second.
Original title: “The Night and the Naked” by Gordon Merrick (1953)
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“Big Bird teaches the alphabutt” — I never knew Big Bird had Tourettes, but there you go.
Original title: “The Sesame Street Treasury” by Linda Bove (1983)
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“Forgot The Bloody Keys” — Hate it when that happens
Original title: “Night of the Creeps” (1986)
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